Pakundo
France
**** McGee
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
flatchested Sam
Radcliff, United States
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
historyfreak_17
Dearborn Heights, United States
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
blahhhh
United States
Ruthless
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
sorrynotsorry
Vancouver, United States
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
snitchovich
United Kingdom
Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
Anonymous
Pick me!
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
sm702
United States
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Itsbeen8years
Stupava, Slovakia
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
laurenmay
United States
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Harmonia
France
Nice boxers
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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JrPeru14 0
he's just trying to sell don't take it personally..
bluegoldfish 7
pretty sure op isnt a man
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cheziechez 0
breast size doesn't change who yu ate. and yu shouldn't b mad at the employee (if yu are) it was an honest mistake
EmreArslan 11
Pfff seriously someone should go to USA and start teaching them grammar And yeah, bra's dont change the person u ate he/she wont change into chuck norris, that would end deadly...
golfer_boi 10
That's hilarious considering you forgot a period at the end of your sentence. Dumbass.
lolfood 24
bras* you* are.* Chuck Norris* And you have a comma splice You, sir, have failed.
lpaz 14
I hope the OP isn't eating anyone
JrPeru14 0
he's just trying to sell don't take it personally..
mandi625 0
i agree. don't take it too personal.
Roxven 4
LOL YOU FAIL FYL.
AsiaTheMega123 1
I'm from the future
ACM1991 9
u shoulve get naked in front of the sale representative person and tell him/her if he/she can recognize ur bra. lmao
cocobulla1 4
yesss
ThisRandomChild 0
Lol crater-chest?
watawataboy 6
That sucks.... But even if u don't have big boobs u can still be really sexy
kei1108 13
They reccommend push up bras to everyone. Because no one is happy with their size! Ignore society saying that in order to be beautiful or sexy you have to be a 38DD. You are perfect just the way you are!!! :)
roxyartist 8
No one is happy with their size? I'm pretty sure some people are. For example: myself.
eman1972 4
I like small breasted women. Big boobs just hang low and look bad when there're unleashed. Lol