Today, my class was given the assignment to have an informal discussion, debating who would be the best fit for president of the US. The school's security guards were called in after the Trump supporters started fights with everyone else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched our presidential candidates face off like high school girls with the whole world watching. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, after a supervisor, who is a Donald Trump fanatic, kept pestering us with the subject, I decided to debate with him, never swearing or disrespecting him at all. I was fired, presumably for disrespecting a supervisor. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends, and we got the idea to do some improv comedy together for a laugh. Barely two minutes into our fake political debate, everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke. Raging ensued, and a vicious fight quickly followed. FML
Today, I got to school and my stuff was searched by a police officer, which isn't normal. As I walked to my locker, there were several more police officers patrolling the hallways. Turns out a VERY troubled kid who was expelled last year had issued a threat, so they're taking excessive precautions. This is America. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML
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Top comments
stryder9090 28
Who the hell thought that would be a good idea?
GaryTheDarkLord 12
Obama is black and Trump is orange so, Orange is the new black?
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Comments (23)
WOTAN1488 24
Do you work for MSNBC?
willela14 9
If trump gets elected I'm going to Mexico
ragnarok1540 39
Keep your bags packed. In case that happens, you need to be very wick. You don't want to have to scale a wall just to get to Mexico ...
ragnarok1540 39
*quick
AHzulu 25
Yeah enjoy that
childproofpizza 19
good riddance
Dreamer5393 21
So how's Mexico
refticon 32
Trump is Dumb!
rosslynch553 16
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Trump is what America needs! Trump 2016!
The_ghetto_mango 25
How about.......no.
itsme82 18
People like you and trump are what's wrong with this country.
childproofpizza 19
liberals are what's wrong with this country. Obama didnt do shit for 8 years.
smiley1014 23
I'm just going to wait patiently and see how quickly this gets locked.
middlenamefrank 8
It's contagious, even halfway around the world. As an American, I hereby apologize to the rest of the world for inflicting Trump upon you. You can only imagine what it's like here.
dcats 13
Liar liar, pantsuit on fire.
jonjonguapito 15
*Patiently waiting for Trump fans
StarkWolf_fml 23
this shit happened in Hong Kong? why the **** do y'all care?
The_ghetto_mango 25
Why the **** are you commenting?
Natsu_Salamander 8
You can't stump the trump
The_ghetto_mango 25
You can't spurn the bern.
The_ghetto_mango 25
You can't ruse the cruz either.