Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
Today, it's been so long since my husband has been able to give me an orgasm that when he finally did today, I started sobbing. FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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InsaneGenius 0
You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.
allmidnighteyes 11
THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.
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Comments (115)
shadow1917 0
wow seriously ur complaining bout this shit WTF?? at least ur still married and he loves u enough to actually stay with u ydi op.
angels_siren 0
aww that sucks :( as a woman you should touch yourself more, if he wont do it, to help yourself reach the finish line, theres nothing wrong with that. Just like theres nothing wrong with wanting your pleasure also
angels_siren 0
97- my boyfriend says it takes too long to make me, but after the first one finally comes then its soooo much easier to reach ****** after ****** (in one session) XD
bugmenotmofo 34
well, you knew what was marriage all about, serves you right for trying anyway
22cute 17
I was married 7 years & never had an ****** with my husband. :( But I used to lie in bed & get off beside him when he was sleeping. It took me years of work to learn WHAT to ask for & how to ask. Nice girls don't get that kind of education. One of the things I learned was to be more choosy about men. Some have a sexy touch & some are just self absorbed.
himeeho 2
that's a joke right?
yawndiver 2
put on the dress again, maybe it's his fetish. ;)
NasinD 0
maybe its cuz he's too busy with the maid!
olpally 33
hes a one and done kind of guy.. fyl... good luck with your next husband after u divorce this one for only ringing your bell once..
cudd80 0
he needs pointers,or u need a new husband