Today, it's been so long since my husband has been able to give me an orgasm that when he finally did today, I started sobbing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
Today, my husband and I were home alone and we wanted to do the nasty multiple times before our kids got back from school. He lasted less than two minutes, then fell asleep. It's been 6 weeks since my last orgasm. FML
Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, it's been so long since my wife has been interested in me intimately, I became aroused when a woman touched my arm while talking to me. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
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Top comments
404wan 19
Thats messed up, you really need to work on communication. Any man can give you an ****** if he tries, and it doesnt need to involve his penis at all. YDI.
tounces7 28
This sounds like universal advice, but I can tell you, this is not true for every woman, despite it being popular belief.
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404wan 19
Thats messed up, you really need to work on communication. Any man can give you an ****** if he tries, and it doesnt need to involve his penis at all. YDI.
tounces7 28
This sounds like universal advice, but I can tell you, this is not true for every woman, despite it being popular belief.
Sam Siggers 8
also someone women have a very very tough time communicating what they like or want simply because of something bad happened to them when they were younger that has got to do with sex. a girl im currently seeing casually, finds it really hard to converse what she wants, she gets very embarrased when it comes to sex at all. i try to make her comfortable as much as i can but yet im a type of guy that likes going down in women. so i make sure it happens. haha
Mungolikecandy 19
Very true, some women are apparently unable to experience an ****** which is called orgasmic dysfunction . 11% to 41% of women are believed so suffer it on some level.
hellphone_fml 37
It might be a different reason. Some medications make is almost impossible to ****** that when you do it's like a miracle
RichardPencil 32
Sobbing is good way to know you're not faking it!
zoelog 10
you know you can always do it yourself.
AStanb 1
Are you stuuupid?! Open your damn mouth and tell him what you need! Instead of just expecting him to do it all for you. If you actually communicate then progress can happen.
Mathalamus 25
Since the husband was clearly able to do it, no communication was needed. Maybe how the ****** started is just rare.
Sady_Ct 38
You know guys, this could be a long distance relationship... I get it if that’s the case. After I haven’t seen my husband in over a month, being intimate with him leaves me sobbing too... just cos I miss him so much.
bobsanction 18
"Made her cum so hard she cried." - How your husband is describing it.