Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
Today, it's been so long since my husband has been able to give me an orgasm that when he finally did today, I started sobbing. FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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InsaneGenius 0
You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.
allmidnighteyes 11
THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.
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Comments (115)
stlphil 0
You used to be really funny, but now you just seem to have a negative outlook on things. What's changed, perdix?
stlphil 0
Motor cycle?
andrealovvve 17
You and your husband must suck in bedd
DisgruntledArg 0
I seriously hope you've said something. if you haven't, it's your own fault
dreamer4466 0
some time's we need help on how to mate the women love happy.
jellyfishdelight 0
Maybe the problem isn't him but you douche bag.
DBanker 0
You should either: do less ecstasy or have sex more often and if that's not working then you just suck at life.
zaadam2 5
Okay, its posts like these that are a little bit ignorant. Do you realize that most women that are sexually active do not get an ******? Most don't. For those that are lucky enough, congrats. But the reality is most don't get there from their partners and only are able to do it by themselves. Don't believe me? If you all remember "Loveline" that was on the radio about 6 years ago with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla, Dr. Drew had to have significant discussions with people calling in saying that their boyfriends couldn't get them to that peak and the fact is, its just a fact that most women don't get that climax. Just some info.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Most women don't get that climax... through vaginal intercourse. There are other ways the man could get her off. He's not handicapped.
DoobieBitch13 0
Maybe If you Suck Him Off First, You Might Have Better Luck.
ckkc 0
Then stop faking it and after gossip about it with other miserable friend of yours and communicate with your husband! or dont and continue fuc•ing your life