Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
Today, it's been so long since my husband has been able to give me an orgasm that when he finally did today, I started sobbing. FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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InsaneGenius 0
You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.
allmidnighteyes 11
THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.
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Comments (115)
notsooriginalfml 0
quit complaining. you still have a hand.xD
glitchedgamer 0
Look, it's not his job to make you ******, okay? You actually need to do some work too o make yourself feel good.
celtics734 2
how about you try using words to talk it out with him like a big girl. Instead of acting like a stuck up cnut
guppy40000 0
yeah sex is a two person thing. Communicate with him and figure out things that arouse you both together. video taping is quite fun just dont put the tapes somewhere other people might see them by accident.
iPunchedBigFoot 5
YDI. Just teach him a few things. It would probably only take you 5 minutes.
Calyx_fml 22
Take responisibity for your own ******. If you could come before you married then its your fault for not being able to now. Read "sex at dawn". You'll understand why when you finish it.
xeldawyn 14
Your husband deserves better than a wife who has faked it for five years. Try telling him what to do or take control yourself.
abasio 1
You deserve this. How the hell can you have sex for 5 years without climaxing? Don't you ever go on top? Don't you know how to get yourself off? I doubt it's his size because you said he has made you ****** before. A big question: do you fake it? If you do then you totally deserve it.
MrCanoe 5
you know I fun it funny when a woman says they can't have an organism it's always the guys fault and never there's. 2 people are involved here. try spicing things up one thing women need to realize is that men want to please women if something isn't working tell him and suggest other positions or try a different way. obviously he made you organism on your weeding night so what is he doing wrong now that he did right then or here's another theory, it's quite interesting that the last time you could organism was on your wedding night. could this be a mental thing about now being married. If changing things up doesn't work maybe go see a therapist and find out if the reason you haven't been able to organism with your husband since your wedding day is a mental one
5t3ff1k4h 47
That's alright. I have yet to 'organism' with my boyfriend, too.
KasCiaYr 0
We all starv for the knowledge that you pour graciosly on us in your comment. Thank you.
MrCanoe 5
damn I really should check the spell check better I meant ****** not Organism lol
melibear89 7
you got married on bday!!