Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
Today, it's been so long since my husband has been able to give me an orgasm that when he finally did today, I started sobbing. FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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InsaneGenius 0
You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.
allmidnighteyes 11
THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.
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Comments (115)
yusaku02 20
if it's been 5 years then maybe it's not him, it could be you...
blackwidowtaco 31
If your sex life has become that depressing, then go to a therapist or try to find better ways of communicating your needs to one another.
carbonbasedcynic 17
invest in a *****
ajs1987 15
I cannot stress this enough ladies, you need to tell us what you like. You are all different people who like different things in bed. Those moves he's trying on you might've been a big hit with one of his previous girlfriends, but he won't know what you need unless you talk to him about it. We can't read your minds.
fantasyworld 39
You need to say what you like.
shaunr40k 20
can't help you if you don't tell him there is a problem
wolfenstein42 1
Well, instead of bitching about how he couldn't give you an ******, how about you actually guide him?