Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
Today, it's been so long since my husband has been able to give me an orgasm that when he finally did today, I started sobbing. FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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InsaneGenius 0
You need to guide him and tell him what to do. He can't read your mind ya know. If he just doesn't care, then FYL.
allmidnighteyes 11
THIS. You need to let him know what you need in order to get an ******. You're most likely not gonna reach ****** by vaginal stimulation alone, you need clitoral stimulation, and if it involves you teaching him how to go down on you, then just roll with it. Communication is key. Don't fake it and falsely boost his confidence, because that way, he thinks he's doing something right and will just keep doing whatever it is he's doing wrong.
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barneyfife 0
I can help you out with that
fthku 13
YDI from any angle. I heard communication is a good way to go when it comes to a relationship. If you DID talk to him about before and he doesn't really care, then YDI for staying with a guy who doesn't care enough to listen to your needs.
aesculpius89 2
sex in general has alot to do with set and setting. considering it was the night of your marriage, you were probably so infatuated and loving and happy and maybe a little drunk on champagne; thats what made you ******. its most likely your fault for not feeling the same way anymore, not his because hes doing something "wrong." try to wear your wedding dress before you go at it. or listen to the music the band played at your wedding. or break out the champagne...anything to "take you back to that wonderful night." thats your ticket. dont blame the poor chap
DjeePee 25
What the **** are you saying? It is her fault, yes, completely, but you give the wrong explanations and stupid suggestions. 'Wear your wedding dress', seriously?
Thomaspaine 0
****** is the last word other than "FML", so if after reading the word ****** he lost blood circulation to his brain, he didn't miss much, Though common sense is often disregarded here.
sexygirl25 3
Open your mouth and tell him what you need. He's not a mind reader. I bet you don't even ********** so you don't even know what you need!
prettypinkpixie 9
wow you're a moron #6...
Jizwold 0
idk about u but I kinda see some of the word before I read the actual fml
Iknowall72 0
I can help ...really
cul8r 4
He "made you" ******? Do you need a wedding reception each time? Why is this all his fault? Maybe you're partly responsibe?
drrumbe02 3
well, have you told him about it? maybe you don't turn him on long enought for him to finish and be able to continue. you know (get nasty)