Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML
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Top comments
hoopfrog 14
Quiet gagging.. Always think BJ hahah
inner_peace 19
One of those moments where you wish you could have the mind wipe device from "Men in Black." Most definitely FYL, OP.
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Comments (197)
destryyy 10
Why would she be puking in her room? Like out of all the places?
pussystank 18
He must have a good size of dick.
Nish007 15
she sucks. she should've locked the door
RastaZebra 8
Someday she will be choking but you won't save her because you'll assume she's just sucking dick.
kamehamehadoken 2
So...gasping means come on in?
Blake77_fml 19
Your life sucks, and YDI...
Saraishi 25
A gasp is not the same as ''come right in!''. You could've asked if she was okay after knocking and whether she wanted you to come in.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Forget privacy, do people just not have locks on their doors? Is she not smart enough to lock the flipping door??
PRGuyy 5
Bro... You had it coming.
haydenzare 4
Yeah really bro u had that coming.... Stay out your siblings room when they have the opposite sex over.