Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new couch was delivered. As the delivery guys left, I came back into the living room and noticed a bad but familiar smell. I turned the couch cushions over to discover that my cat had already claimed it as her personal litter tray. The return policy doesn’t cover "cat defilement." FML
Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML
Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I got my cats a new scratching post. They completely ignored it and tore apart the new felt on my pool table. FML
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Top comments
Witchylady 18
Cats are the best.
fsomelife 26
Take him to the vet and clean everything.
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Comments (48)
worldclassrager 41
What a ball-istic cat-astfery I apologize for the spelling error
ddlovatolover 23
*Catastrophe.
ironhead_fml 20
Curiosity kills the cat.
sexual_girl 15
I hate to say it, but I think you deserved it. Cats have a tendency to tear apart items like that.
Bibliovore 26
It really depends on the cat. Some leave all furniture alone (well, except for climbing on it). Some leave all non-upholstered furniture alone. Some scratch any semi-vertical surface they can find, especially if they don't have somewhere else specific to scratch that they like.
mld4657 28
on one level ydi because you have a cat and on another lower level it sucks because those little things are hard to clean up. and cst vomit sucks to clean. all in all I am sorry but still
Hiimhaileypotter 53
OP deserves it for having a cat? Really?
wolfheartmoon 12
For getting a beanbag chair and having a cat, yes.
wvni 13
Cats, they do insane things.
savemeSheehan 8
sorry but you have a cat with claws you celery didn't think it threw. I love beanbag chassis but i don't trust my cat
joanna1995 20
Just be careful cause try could be toxic to your cat. You can always but refill beans online or just put them back, save your buck
dragonrider1959 18
Was the smell ever good?
DoubleDosexo 12
I had a cat who liked plastic. she'd eat tape, ribbon, Styrofoam. she passed away before this last Christmas.
mindjob 14
Cats just seem to hate beanbag chairs! My cat always pissed in mine, but I'd have to say yours seems much worse! FYL for sure