Today, I got my cats a new scratching post. They completely ignored it and tore apart the new felt on my pool table. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
Every day is Caturday
Today, my parents got a cat tree for my cats. I tried to tell them it was way too small, but they ignored my protests. Lo and behold, it's way too small. My cats have already fallen down trying to get on it at least three times each. even though one of them is abnormally small. FML
Ball of fur and claws
Today, I tried to train my cat to scratch the scratching post by giving her a treat every time she used it, but she took that as getting a treat every time she scratched something. Now, not only does she scratch all my furniture, but she also meows for a treat while doing it. FML
The power of the cardboard box
Today, I’m kicking myself for buying and setting up an elaborate cat tree I thought my cats would love. The second I was done, they walked over to it, sniffed around, and went to sleep in the box it came in instead, and won’t go near the darn thing. It might as well be a $200 cardboard box. FML
This is mine
Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML
Messy bitches
Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
No typing! Only petting!
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Work together!
Today, our cats got in a serious fight about the rights to some prime mousing territory. The territory in question? Our kitchen. FML
Ninja!
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, my cats found a new game to play. They each sit on either side of the cat flap, and take turns hitting it. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. At 3 am. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. FML
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XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Those are some obnoxious cats you have there. You should teach them a lesson by,pooping in their litterbox and hiding the nip. That'll teach em.
Alicestraza 33
How about we cut off the tips of your fingers and see how you like it? Declawing is cruel and takes away a cats main defense, leaving them feeling vulnerable and angry. It's an awful procedure that should never be performed, painful as hell and messes them up psychologically. Cats come with claws and if someone can't handle that, they shouldn't have cats.
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rilatos 17
Sharing is caring. :)
whythankyou 19
Time to shame those *******! :D
suplarai 12
Ahh that pun is on every cat post....
ohcheriecherie 20
gotta cover that shit with catnip, then they'll attack it
nightowl713 25
That does suck. I know people are on the fence about declawing them, but if they are strictly inside cats, no harm done. You can also use a stay bottle of water when they misbehave. Good luck! I wonder if they have kitty training school like they have puppy training school? :)
SmuggletheBudgie 15
Well as a budgie I am on the declawing as well as the de toothing commitee's respectively. I believe all birds should feel safe when in the presence of a feline critter!
Alicestraza 33
How about we cut off the tips of your fingers and see how you like it? Declawing is cruel and takes away a cats main defense, leaving them feeling vulnerable and angry. It's an awful procedure that should never be performed, painful as hell and messes them up psychologically. Cats come with claws and if someone can't handle that, they shouldn't have cats.
HarrisonVR 17
sorry but how does this suck? 'oh life is so difficult with my pool table', it's like complaining his new Porsche got scratched
justmeCee 16
Declawing,even indoor cats, is mean. Would you like it if someone removed all your fingernails? It's all about spending the time to train the cat so they know they can't get away with that shit.
falon142012 22
Declawing is actually amputating the ends of the fingers of a cat. Sometimes they can't stand in their litter box without it hurting, so they potty somewhere else. They do become angry. Declawing is illegal in almost every cat-keeping country except America. THAT should tell you something.
kalbrek009 20
Declawing is the same as cutting off the tips of your fingers..please look it up before you make comments based on not knowing the reality of it...there's always what are known as "soft claws" that are rubbery type things that are glued on the cats claws to prevent scratching but they have to be replaced every so often...many cats will stop using their litter box due to the pain (where the claws used to be) while trying to dig/bury plus it's easy for them to get infected paws.
CougeeSwagg 19
Um, if they are primarily house cats, what do they need defense from, dust bunnies?
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Those are some obnoxious cats you have there. You should teach them a lesson by,pooping in their litterbox and hiding the nip. That'll teach em.
Vagitarian1 10
Even more proof of how worthless cats are. Get a dog. They can be destructive too, but they wii protect you and give you unconditional love. Cats blow.
knoxxx 22
that's a pretty terrible idea. if you shit in a cat's litter box that would just probably make them start peeing and ******** on rugs and carpet. cats tend to get defensive about the smell of their personal space.
Clioo_fml 17
Well it's a good thing we all have different opinions then, isn't there, #53? You see, it's my opinion that you know nearly nothing about the true nature of cats.
Cupcake040 17
@53. My family has 5 cats in which they all use the scratching post and are all well behaved. One gives me as much unconditional love as any dog would their owner ( shes closest to me). Also have fun walking your dog in a blizzard early in the morning or late at night. (With the five cats......no we arent crazy people they are all rescues and we couldn't say no to them)
gkhalil98 16
Cats go for whatever catches their eye. You have to make it clear that can't touch that and then put them by the scratching post. They will get it eventually. Sorry OP
Gingerette 8
They especially respond to the colors green and red as well, hence making most pool table tops reeeeeeeeaaaally hard to resist. I would suggest keeping them away from it. Or, since the felt is jacked up now anyway, maybe get blue or purple felt instead?
Blink_me26 21
I feel like my cat hasn't got that. Before we moved our couch in she was all over the post, then the couch came and she abandoned it and went back to the couch. I think she likes the attention she gets from it, so I try to do like you said. Stubborn cat.
EmberEyes 16
Cats are amazing creatures...and then there are the times you just want to throw them out.
patrickalamo 48
Amazingly good tasting for Dogs
DocBastard 40
That sucks balls! I felt bad after getting mine declawed, but you should take the cue and do it. I'm sure this comment will rack up the thumbs down from the anti-declawing people.
Migole 36
Uhm, there's a reason that declawing is forbidden basically everywhere in the world... It's beyond cruel towards the cat. If your cat destroys your stuff there are other ways like using certain scents they dislike or kitchen foil on surfaces (they hate the noise it makes), etc. You wouldn't hack off your toddler's hands because he keeps throwing your stuff around, I guess?
Enslaved 38
I would never inflict such pain on my cat. Even the thought of my cat having to use the kitty litter with freshly ripped out claws seems cruel. There is a long list of ways to protect your furniture. :P
DocBastard 40
*sigh* They're just puns, people.
LunaKitsune 19
Most people do not know how cats are declawed the vet removes the first knuckle on all the paws so,the claws do not grow back and that's the most common way but,there is one other way the vet can cut the tendon that let's the cats retract the claws and that can end up infected because,the cat can not retract the claws anymore and making it so the cat can not clean the claws. It is vary sad and you could just buy what is called soft claws there plastic claw caps that you or a groomer can glue on.
Enslaved 38
Great! Now I feel silly looking back and seeing those missed puns but I saw a pro- declaw comment and overlooked everything else. :P
Ambient25 25
Well...time to call that Chinese buffet
DocBastard 40
Seriously? You're going to post this right after the FML where everyone is talking about racism?
perdix 31
That "felt" good . . . for the cats, that is ;)
KimmyCupZ 21
Mine do the same, OP. The house is scatrered with scratch pads and various toys, yet they find pleasure in destroying furniture and playing with bottle lids -_-
zRatio 6
We have box tops in the dining room so he can use thenm and tear it to shreds
Gingerette 8
This post hereby validates my reason for spending little to no money on pet toys. All they want are the simple things, so why buy the expensive things?
KimmyCupZ 21
It's sad actually, spending all that money on said toys. At least when they aren't used, we give them to out little dog :)
Enslaved 38
Ugh! My cat is attracted to the felt on my pool table too. I alway have to remember to cover it or it'll get messed up with hair balls and scratches.