Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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Top comments
Richisme 0
alphabets and animals are awsome. ydi
skyttlz 32
cartoon kind tastes better
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Comments (216)
lolmikes 7
Buy the right kind next time you fucktard
Vball6 19
She spelled it right smartass.
jdortega 2
You're heartless! Heartless!!
appleboxes12 12
Well then get the guy his goddamn Mac n cheese bitch
LilTiinyDiamonds 11
Marry him. People who can still have the fun of being a kid when being an adult but with the responsibility is always the best. Uptight people suck.
EmoToTheWorld 5
That... That was the high-lite of my life... Thank you...
jpqm32 3
Immature
ajo123 16
You have no idea how important cartoon Mac and cheese is...
curleyQ97 9
sponbebob is the best!
coreybell92 2
It does not take much to make a man happy... One of the things is macaroni with awesome shapes!