Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
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Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Top comments
BunnyRose 11
Aww dude that's horrible. First off dump your bf, and second, all the people who said you deserve it are ass holes.
Steve95401 49
Having a boyfriend who is a man would also have been useful.
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Comments (111)
mitchn60 6
I know it's not always the answer, but I have had a permit to carry for years. I'd have to see how seriously they wanted my phone before I showed them how seriously I want to keep it.
cantWin19 8
Awe! I hope you are okay but you need a boyfriend who would protect you :s not leave you there!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He was simply trying to lead them away while you escape unnoticed, yeah that's it. LOL! If both of you lose your phone then how will you call the police?
Delta2Almanac 7
And this is why I carry either a knife or concealed.. .
pharmacy 1
Dude. Dump that piece of shit.
pharmacy 1
Don't listen to Jff70 she's 15. She doesn't know shit about relationships. You dump that piece of shit and find a guy who has balls
Corrupt_waffles 13
Get a mechanic boyfriend. Preferably Irish or Latino. Even though mine looks like he can't really hold his own...he held up the front end of an old Chevy pickup that fell off a lift to help his friends get away. :/ the mechanics are always the best.
totalnewbeeee 1
Your bf is a jerk thats messed up
vodkaliciouz 4
I sincerely hope you actually meant to write "EX boyfriend"..
day624 14
Your boyfriend is just that.. A boy.. Find a man