Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
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Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Top comments
BunnyRose 11
Aww dude that's horrible. First off dump your bf, and second, all the people who said you deserve it are ass holes.
Steve95401 49
Having a boyfriend who is a man would also have been useful.
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Comments (111)
izzy_maee 4
I'm sorry darling! :( I want to know what happened next though. Hahaha anyways. Dump his sorry ass!
lexiieeex3 32
What a jerk! I'd break up with him. No guy should ever treat a girl like that.
portpolsoccer 0
Getting a real boyfriend will help
taka3000000o 8
I would of done the same and ran. I'm not gonna get my ass kicked for someone else. **** why didn't she start running too instead of waiting for someone to save her why not get the **** out of there.
tymarie2012 31
She froze up.
baybeegirrrl95 5
I'm sorry, OP. What a pussy. Dump his ass ASAP!
LuckyLynx7732 5
Where have all the real men gone? I might have gotten my ass handed to me but I still would stand my ground and fight, especially to protect my woman.
aj510 5
I agree dump that sumbitch
False_Stupidity 42
Dump him
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Looks like you need a heroooo! Well in fairness, it’s easy to say “dump him, he is a pussy”. I’d like to see you guys in this situation. Sure it’s not classy, but when panic and instinct take over… He should at least apologize though for leaving you behind. If he doesn’t, well you can start questioning how much you mean to him.
sugarlover1998 7
FYL OP, you should dump his pathetic ass when there are guys who have died taking bullets for their girlfriends.