Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
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Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Top comments
BunnyRose 11
Aww dude that's horrible. First off dump your bf, and second, all the people who said you deserve it are ass holes.
Steve95401 49
Having a boyfriend who is a man would also have been useful.
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Comments (111)
coobeans 3
Man dump his sorry ass and the people that say you deserve that are assholes. That's not right!
redhedsaysrawr 18
Sorry OP, Maybe he was trying to get their attention diverted away from you towards him by running in the hopes they would run after him and leave you alone? Sorry of the situation regardless...
Ilikeike 4
Wait, so did you give them your phone?
Blue329 15
Your boyfriend is the the definition of a douche bag if I may say.
tek9tim 3
Ydi. Concealed carry would have prevented that.
day624 14
Wtf was she supposed to shoot the guys? If her so called boyfriend was there then he should have protected her and made sure she was safe, instead of running away like a Grade-A asshole.
momogal 22
Maybe local laws prohibit her from carrying a gun. Or she could be under the legal age.
boofybluth 6
What a pussy
Keep_It_Hot99 8
"—I would go through all this pain, take a bullet straight through my brain! Yes I would die for you baby—" I think it's safe to say that your "boy"friend is no Bruno Mars. I bet it was real awkward when you caught up to him.
noisebox 1
The terminator calls these kind of males 'girly men'....
FMLJFL 5
Not the most reliable boyfriend if you ask me...
j_cat187 20
Find a bf that packs a kbar