Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Top comments
BunnyRose 11
Aww dude that's horrible. First off dump your bf, and second, all the people who said you deserve it are ass holes.
Steve95401 49
Having a boyfriend who is a man would also have been useful.
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Comments (111)
99megster 15
He panicked and lost his good judgement, it happens. I bet he feels really bad about it now.
Isoldael 27
I guess he just panicked as well, not everyone stays cool in such situations. I'm sure he felt really bad about it afterwards, too.
Goldenberry_fml 14
So what happened?
vigorblade 2
Your boyfriend is soft. What he did is a clear answer to how much he values you.
MURIKKA 11
Not gonna lie, I imagine Ukrainian muggers would be scary as hell. However, that is no excuse to ditch your poor girlfriend and leave her at the mercy of three robbers.
gracehi 33
Yeah. It's a scary thought, but they might not have just stopped at robbery. No real man would leave his defenseless girlfriend in a situation like that. I'm not saying he should have tried to fight them all, but the least he could have done was grabbed her hand instead of pushing her when he ran away. Or he could have stayed with her and handed over their phones. His compliance and mere presence could have deterred any further violence toward his girlfriend.
99megster 15
She could've got raped O.o
threer 30
Shut the **** up. Girls aren't defenseless and the dude couldn't do shit against 3 buff guys. We aren't ******* weak and if you think we are, go die.
WiseGuy79 14
Make him buy you a new phone for being such a pussy and running off on you...
flutter4 7
New phone and shopping spree :)
perdix 31
Getting mugged is a good time to have a panic attack. You're ex-boyfriend is a survivor, but not a hero. Heroes often end up getting beaten to a pulp.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ And survivor's often sacrifice those around them when their balls are on the line. :p Which is better in your opinion?
ManInTheMachine 20
Your boyfriend obviously had only his interests in mind, which isn't a good sign in a relationship. But what's baffling me is that, from what I gathered from the FML, you guys weren't held at gunpoint or threatened with a knife. I would've either given them my phone and just canceled the contract later, or made a huge scene, provided there were other people around. But sure as hell wouldn't ditch my girlfriend.
MelTheGreat 23
Puss puss
kimg0885 23
Better toughen up op, looks like you gotta fight for your man... literally! Did anyone else think of the It's Always Sunny Episode where they get robbed and leave Dee behind with the mugger?