Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
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survivalism 0
And? He's four, four-year-olds are jerks and need their ass kicked.
vxjazz 0
What the hell did you do to him anyway? I certainly didn't go around demanding people's deaths when I was four.
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Comments (118)
MKC_fml 0
I agree with #18. this isn't a fml, it's crap.
AmberHall 2
Actually in this case I'd be more inclined to blame his parents. A four year old doesn't learn to treat people like that out of the blue. I bet he'd had a frustrating day, and one of his parents shouted at him, so angry and miserable that they weren't home yet, he took it out on you
iluvmycatz 0
future sociopath
fuckmylife190292 0
This afternoon i found out i had a deformity in my knee. surgery required and 3 months out. when i was 12 i tore a medial ligament in my knee. i broke my ankle in 2 places. i then broke my foot. i then broke my leg. i then had numerous other injuries including a fracture in my knee, growth pain and my medial ligament on my other knee torn. i used to play football (soccer) with guys now in the australian u17 side. IVe missed 2 opportunities to go overseas because of injuries. injuries have kept me out of soccer for over 2 and a half years. my parents are getting divorced right now too. **** my life
substantialHack 0
Well ummm I think this is a bit more server than the 4 year olds tantrum
onigiriqueen 0
#26: WTF is your issue? What does this have to do with anything at all?
scateice 0
#26-how do u break a foot
Hazard911 0
It's pretty sad that you let a four-year-old get to you way to have self esteem.
CaptainJellyBean 0
What have you been showing this kid, Sesame Street on crack?
CaptainJellyBean 0
Also got to agree with #10. I highly doubt a 4 year old could come up with something that nasty of his own volition.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#26: We honestly, don't give a ****.