Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML
Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML
Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I went for a jog to enjoy the fall weather. I tripped over a tree root and fell face-first into a pile of leaves. As I tried to get up, a bunch of kids had gathered to laugh, and one even shouted something about, “A grown-ass man playing in the leaves!” FML
Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Boyufd 25
I never say YDI but that was incredibly stupid
Wadlaen 24
Well, I guess you succeed in making her laugh. Thumbs up!👍
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (6)
Boyufd 25
I never say YDI but that was incredibly stupid
bloopaloop 27
Other than the vine snapping that sounds like a lot of fun
Marcella1016 32
Including losing half the skin on his back? OP probably imagined a scenario with him and the girl where he ended up losing some skin on his back...but not like this.
bloopaloop 27
You’re right. It was stupid of me to forget that no one ever exaggerates anything. Especially not on the internet. I apologize to all OPs everywhere.
Marcella1016 32
I was making a joke too chill out
Kurliez408 32
have you never seen Bridge to Terrabithia? don't swing over a creek!
Wadlaen 24
Well, I guess you succeed in making her laugh. Thumbs up!👍
sickerthanyou 13
And so far it’s true!, girls make men do stupid crap
randybryant799 21
Wow. That really wasn't a very smart move. You always need to test a vine first.