Today, someone finally told me that they couldn't live without me and that they love me more than anything. It was a student in my year 1 class. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML
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Top comments
MandyO 15
Tread lightly, my friend. Tread lightly.
nathanschmitz14 1
This reminds me of that movie Bad Teacher.
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Comments (41)
nathanschmitz14 1
This reminds me of that movie Bad Teacher.
Khaleesi_26 30
Or That's My Boy.
MandyO 15
Tread lightly, my friend. Tread lightly.
abNormal62 23
You never now whose life you will make a difference in!
pleasedie 22
I'd report that to the principle asap just in case so if she says you came on to her it'll be on file.
pleasedie 22
Jeez you guys have no humor
ShannonBitt 29
Your statement didn't sound humorous at all.
jerryj 27
Are we supposed to find the humor in your username as well?
Mauskau 36
Year 1 means they are probably only about 5-7 years old, so they shouldn't come onto OP.
Bricktothehead 21
Based on everything I've seen on FML, I would tell their parents and/or principal before they try to convince people you went after them first. Here's hoping someone you want to hear those things from says them to you real soon!
EatUrGreens 20
Dude, year 1s are 5 year olds..
immunetoinsanity 23
Hey, at least somebody loves you.
mds9986 24
Well if it's meant to be you should go for it.
MyNameIsLaughter 18
You should reevaluate your lifestyle
mds9986 24
Why is that?
ohSNAPyall 27
This post is about a first grader, not a college freshman or something.
mds9986 24
.... .... I thought it was a college freshman. This makes sense now.
zahidnasir 22
How cute :) You sound a very friendly teacher
extrasnipes 22
Pretty stupid question but my year 1 does she mean grade 1 class?
LindseyTheMoose 24
Yeah. A year 1 class is like 1st grade in America.
shailenexcarverx 13
Year 1 is 6-7 year olds in Western Australia, and I think he deserves it, but the good type of deserve