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Anonymous · 22 March 2022, 00:01 ·Santa Rosa, United States

Parenting styles may differ…

Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML

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bdavis · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Thanks Andrew Lloyd Webber

Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out, and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML

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Anonymous · 13 October 2021, 05:00

Well read

Today, I vented to someone about being left on read by someone else, and they left me on read as well. FML

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Anonymous · 28 June 2021, 00:01

Falling down

Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML

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