ElixirRose
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The spirit world
Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
Top comments
grapisy 8
Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.
tateh22 1
paranoid much?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (130)
instantmusic 4
I can relate, I've been spider-proofing my room for a month now, because I started seeing brown recluses pop up everywhere. Finally my glue traps are starting to come up empty. But now every time I go to sleep, every tickle, every twinge...
acw81 1
what a nut job
maddylovesu 5
your going to go to centipede hell...
RuCheezBurger 10
Garlic keeps vampires away, pesticide keeps ghost centipedes away
A100893 30
It was going to become a beautiful butterfly and you took its life before its metamorphosis. Shame, shame.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Except centipedes don't turn into butterflies. Go stand in the corner.
welandedonthemoo 5
u mean caterpillars turns into a butterfly
A100893 30
Okay, I failed. And it wasn't even epic. Sorry for sounding like a douche OP.
Laby_fml 9
How do you live with yourself?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
I think you've read The Tell-Tale Heart one too many times. Let me guess, it's under the floorboards, too.
Zestyschmidty 4
Maybe it's your patronum. Some people just have cooler ones than others
whyme_everytime 0
that happened to me last night, no joke
xXSKYLARXx 0
I see dead people...I MEAN CENTEPIDES