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ElixirRose This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

The spirit world

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.

paranoid much?

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12vballchick12 5

I think I'm being haunted by a centipede too. Its quite common actually! And they call us mental! Psh we show them!!! Win!!

your retarded

evilteddybear 0

boo

it's a centipede you pussy.

ChuckNorris141 0

Damn straight, finally a smart person posted on this wall

kbierman 0

that's stupid...

AnotherRandomPer 0

QUIT STEALING MY F***ING WEED!!!!

better a centipede ghost than stay-puft, right?

Maybe I'm the only one thinking this... but how is this an FML exactly? Your life is not in any way affected by this.... OP will wake tomorrow and not spare a thought for the centipede... Cracks me up what gets past moderators sometimes.

mb020511 2

ummm....weirdo