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The spirit world

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.

paranoid much?

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how does OP deserve it? god the internet is so stupid.

A) because they are stupid enough to believe in ghosts. B) because they feel guilty about killing a single insect.

I thought that the spirits of ants attacked me in bed...but I was five..

watch out for it's tiny 1 cm pincers

Maybe the human centipede will get you now :D

that's a crazy thing

lilginga 0

if you're guilty and you know it, kill a centipede! ---> CCCCCD=

it will get you in your sleep..

OH MY GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFFFMEEEEE

I'm more concerned for your mental state than the death of the centipede... O_o