ElixirRose
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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The spirit world
Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
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grapisy 8
Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.
tateh22 1
paranoid much?
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tateh22 1
paranoid much?
hutch66 13
Just a little bit.
Ryan0510 0
Dont let it stick its head in your butt >:/
ienjoithinqs 0
guess you have to call Ghost Busters
daisyloo 7
Haha, well you kinda deserved it.
CompettiveCheer 0
I would be paranoid too, those things are nasty. And after watching human centipede... Just, no.
MsSoulReaper 27
You could have placed the centipede outside where they belong. Then you wouldn't be haunted :)
juicedboi 7
I can see it now. Final Destination IX, Revenge of the Centipede. Followed by The Girl Who Picked The Sunburnt Skin. Next in the "The Girl Who" series.
worldcupcheer17 0
I mean it's just a centipede its not like it'll kill you if it haunts you.
cameycamcam 7
This is a terrible FML. Almost as bad as the cat-penguin in the mountain one...
seanders 10
It shall destroy everything you own.
Jakaroo 0
-38 LOL
shutup_matt 5
30- how did he deserve it? there's nothing wrong with killing a centipede
urdirtyolduncle 15
How about the all time favorite: "The Boy Who Pissed On the Hornet's Nest" black and yellow black and yellow
Tektite 14
Ahh that movie literally scarred me for life!!
pertained 12
Human centipede o:
pooyoyo 0
the centipede is a SPY
tjv3 10
please don't breed
BIEBERSLAYER 10
he's just on the shrooms there never was any centipede.
steveakafranxy 7
So what, if it is haunting you, you can laugh because it sounds like Chip n' Dale.
ArentICute 0
I think we need to make a little call to Ghostbusters.
dolphincheddar 10
I don't recall centipedes having spirits
ienjoithinqs 0
every living thing has a spirit/soul -_--
ChickenInMyKitch 4
^now this is gonna become one of those religious disputes oh here we go
Max24KB 0
when did anyone talk about religion dumb ****?
QwertyMcNugget 0
Cocaine is one hell of a drug.
blondebrunette11 4
call a therapist. this is serious.
cheeseburger9418 3
over reacting
grapisy 8
Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.
Symmetry88 0
this comment is a win!
JesusFishTaco 5
You shouldn't **** with centipedes.
MrFraser25 2
or else centipedes will **** with you
aliadnan708 6
poor thing lol
Iamnotmyself 17
-2 Don't worry, revenge is a dish best serve in spirit form haunting those idiots that killed you.
Ryanmatuszak 5
what the **** is his problem
nilin95 1
dude it's a bugs soul don't be a whimp you killed it once you can do it again.
ohmygaaawsh29 0
that's horrible. ew ):
aussie_gemini 5
its family is coming to settle the score
green_eggs_and_h 0
You're guilty and you know it!
TheTerenity 9
We now sentence the OP to 50 years in prison
TheCountess 4
Maybe next time you'll let it outside instead of killing it?
spartan522114 0
why?
RetardedChipmunk 7
So OP wont feel haunted?
TBMFan 0
Let Him Kill It ; It Has Nothing To Live For >.
WillDaBeast83 0
what's the good in that?
sufikoraine 0
how d'ya know he stepped on him? he could have had an epic kung fu sword fight or something...
ArentICute 0
Nothing to live for? So if you magically turned into a bug, your wish would be to be squashed?
ChuckNorris141 0
I agree with 65, why would you? That takes so much unneeded time and effort
ebwaef 0
Haha u must live a miserable life . What do you have to live for?
Aimee1331 9
Agreed
bellakaykid 6
That's freaky...
RabidBunny 10
Your conscience is speaking to you, manifesting itself in the form of the centipede's spirit...good luck
jellitonoctopus 19
wise words.
TOMTHEMITCH 0
i agree cause it didnt make much sense to me
eyorsdocjr 0
....karma
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I love how people just throw this word around withou! knowing what it really means. It's my favorite!
CsDy1395 6
I concur. isn't karma really the idea that everything you do affects the entire universe?