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ElixirRose This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

The spirit world

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.

paranoid much?

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ThisRandomChild 0

Wow, youre a friggin paranoid freak

campana1024 0

grow the **** up pussy

tastychives 3

Are you high?

MsMeiriona 2

Please look up the word sapient. Add it to your vocabulary. Please? The word needs more love. Sentience stole all Mommy's attention when they were young.

explain_please 0

Are you high or just insane?

cocaine is a hell of a drug

mynameisntmike 0

WHAT...

SamBaBam98 0

I feel tht way bout those things too lol

that happend to me

glad I'm not the only one!