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ElixirRose This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

The spirit world

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.

paranoid much?

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... not an FML

KymanxStenny 2

I hate centipedes, they're so scary and creepy D:

duckman9 55

we'll talk again about this in your next life, when you get reborn as an insect :P

haha that's kinda how I feel, except I think it's another one crawling on me. centipedes suck

That's not because your life sucks, that's because you're ******* retarded.

angelr00lz 3

It is.

#16 ur freakin retarded. he had a reason to kill it because some centipedes are poisonous and the one he killed was probably one of then... u have no room to call him a moron u idiot

what's wrong with you

eww! i'm terified of em! gosh your brave to have gone near it!

one of the dumbest things I have ever read