ElixirRose
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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The spirit world
Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
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grapisy 8
Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.
tateh22 1
paranoid much?
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JokerJohn7 0
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Zmeilerr 22
You deserve it. You killed an innocent animal for no reason at all. What if someone were to come up and shoot you solely for living on this earth? Moron.
monarchy123 1
Except killing and insect and killing a human being are two COMPLETELY different things.
jmanditty 0
Dude its just a bug.. a-hole
OrgasmicBunnies 9
39, all humans are insects in a way. Before we learned our flawed civilized tactics and learned to think; killing humans was normal(sacrifice, dueling, war, crime.) so we all are the same and contribute something into the world process.
smashgrab 0
16, I'm guessing you're one of those dumbass vegans. Am I close?
jloldude 0
maybe YOU can get shot! DUMBASSHEAD!
spartan522114 0
43 you are ******* daft. Stop trying to sound superior you retard. There is a huge difference, mainly the ability to even think.
smashgrab 0
Dumbasshead? Really? That's so childish, I don't even know what to say to that...
skyttlz 32
I'm vegetarian
smashgrab 0
Let me rephrase. I'm not calling all vegans (or vegetarians) dumbasses. Just the ones who start preaching about how eating meat is 'unnatural' and shoving it in everyone's face.
bluetorpedo 0
don't forget vegans. my food ***** on your food. and they fertilize your food with my foods shit!!! go meat eaters!!! ha ha ha ha
Coolguyt2 0
u know, I read online that some centipedes are poisonous so he had a reason to kill it... MORON
SmallTownCutie 0
Okay, so if a 'human' was crawling around your house uninvited, thinking about biting you and inviting ALL of it's friends over, you wouldn't be tempted to step on it? Really?
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
I would agree with you, but we don't know the full story. Once my friend killed a spider for "Being in his personal space". Me and my other friend spent a good five minutes chewing him out about it and we made some funny and good arguments. I feel kinda bad though because he apparently cried on the car ride home when his dad came to pick him up.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
So 43 is a retard for pointing out things other than humans live? And bugs can think, that has been a proven fact for the last, I don't know, fifty years, which you would know if you had ever picked up a book.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
people need to chill out I mean exterminators kill them for a living it's not a big deal.
kocoman500 2
oh everybody stop with the religious shit, k?? he killed an insect. big fckin deal. 39, I agree
xXRudyXx 3
What can he do exactly? Nothing.
ChuckNorris141 0
Ya 43 there is no difference at all except for one little detail humans are the only animal that can reason with thinks and learn from there mistakes
communisttaco 16
Nobody cares
darknut79 17
201, you are actually incorrect- plenty of other animals reason and learn from mistakes, including Ravens, Orcas, and some species of Apes
flossingpancake 18
Let's play find the vegan!
Madelinexo 6
Haha, Awh centipedes are so cute!
bms1996 12
17. ya I thought they were cute too...until I saw human centipede..my perspective has now completely changed and I get creeped out at the sight of one
mchakkiwala 0
cute? from what angle?
tsume24 3
the human centipede is a great movie. kinda gross, but great.
horrorfreak79nj 2
Don't worry, your not being haunted ..... your just a ******* idiot.
issoz 10
You're**.. Oh **** it, I'm sorry I just always wanted to try doing that!!
horrorfreak79nj 2
Oops. Sorry about that. Is "you are" or "you're" more acceptable ? Nah but seriously though; your a ******* idiot.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Lmfao ^^ you did it again. DERP!
mk58 31
18, how much more idiotic can you get?
horrorfreak79nj 2
I'll have you know it can get MUCH more idiotic as long as I'm involved.
musicfreak9821 6
One word. Dumbass!
issoz 10
Whatchu' talkin' bout Willis?
JTthePurpleNinja 5
did you have to kill it ?
valdancer99 0
wow..
Elegies_fml 5
Why did you kill it and not release it outside? I know they are gross, but, whhhhy?
AtPasalacqua 9
Human centipede?
welandedonthemoo 5
it's this crazy stupid movie.