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ElixirRose This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

The spirit world

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.

paranoid much?

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GnarShreder13 0

just make it doesnt get in your ear n lay eggs

The dude off James and the Giant Peach disapproves

ur ******* stupid n u have to b like 12 grow the **** ip n stop bitching about killing a little bug

I like how you feel entitled enough to call people stupid, when you can't even spell 2-letter words properly...

that's why you don't kill centipedes their souls always come back to haunt you or their centipede family either one

Please don't breed... Your flawed genes will only further dilute the gene pool.

shaala_fml 0

this is the stupidest FML ever!!

Lyke, omg.. I went and got my nose done, and turned out looking like fricken Shrek. -Quote from: White chicks.

nicefacekidd 4

Dumbass

you have one of the most unattractive profile pics I've ever seen in my life...

that's better.

nicefacekidd 4

I just noticed the first comment. Let me change it to something more appropriate.

nicefacekidd 4

Better?

Morgannbby 0

haha it happens..

Murder and guilt go hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand in hand ...

Who ya gonna call?

Ghost busters. IT'S THE GAYEST SHOW IN THE ******* WORLD!

Morgannbby 0

ghost busters!! ;))