Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Today, a man at the comic book store I work at asked me if Spider-Man is based on a real story, and verbally abused me when, thinking he was joking, I laughed. He wasn't. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was swinging through New York City as my favorite hero, Spider-Man. I was almost immediately beaten to death by a mugger. I suck even in my dreams. FML
Today, my mom volunteered me to help out at her coworker's 5-year-old son's birthday party. I didn't realize until I got there that "helping out" meant "dressing up as Spider-Man". FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
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Top comments
Leeono 26
Guess you could say he had sticky fingers.
RichardPencil 32
“With great power comes great responsibility...to remove excess wealth from the unsuspecting public.” Hey, that web stuff is expensive!
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Comments (23)
ARISKomuniszt 24
Why were you taking your wallet to a FREE comic book day?
nentenkupo 19
The real reason you lost your wallet is because you kept it in your BACK POCKET. Aka the pocket that things fall out of!
DraftHail614 17
So much for "neighborhood friendly"
donb23 23
Must have been Spiderman's arch enemy in a Spiderman suit just to give Spiderman a bad name, or it was really Deadpool on a promo your.
routerere 10
You think a freelance job at the Daily Bugle pays for the webslingers, costume, travel, and equipment? When's the last time you were harrased by the green goblin or Venom? You think that's free?
JasonThorn 23
As a big Spider-fan, I have to say...BLASPHEMY! (on the part of the thief)
strangegirl505 7
His name is Deadpool.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It wasn't Spider-Man - it was Venom disguising himself again.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You know, Peter Parker was never particularly rich. Even super heroes have fallen on these hard times.
indienerdgirl 27
Spider-Man? More like Spider-Douche