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Miss Oklahoma City 28 years-old In a relationship

gamer tag ID not recognised 6 October 2018, 03:00 🌶️ Spicy

Hypocrisy

Today, my husband is adamant he's not a cheater, because, "it only counts as cheating if you have sex with other women for free." Apparently 20-year-old male prostitutes don't count because they're not women and they cost money. FML

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anonymous 19 July 2012, 22:31 United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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