Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, after my girlfriend made a huge dinner, we got frisky. About 15 minutes in, I threw up the dinner she made, all over her. She hasn’t talked to me since. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I took a walk on the beach at night. We were completely alone, so she started blowing me. It was great for the first five minutes, but she had just eaten dinner and (apparently) wasn't feeling great. I ended the night in the shower picking vomit out of my pubes. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
Did you not worry about that beforehand?
Bluemonster3 26
How sexy...
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Comments (175)
alival 12
That's a real turn on
inverted_twinkie 6
Talk about a mood kill.
pretty_coin 11
Yeah, mood kills are funny though. Like once my (now ex-)boyfriend and I were at the beach, and he was holding me tightly then dipped me back in attempt for a kiss (like in movies and blah). And it was reallly cute... until he dropped me and i fell into sand and rocks. It was painful but soo funny
DocBastard 40
Now you get to spend your sick day doing laundry. Nice move, Pukey McVomitson.
hateevryone 15
why would you try to make out when you're both sick?
Greeneyes41 1
I wouldn't make out with my boyfriend if even one of us were sick. If it were me, I might be taking care of them, but I'd have a a ******* mask and some disinfectant spray.
Characterise 0
eww brutal I'd prob just die if my bf ever did that exact same feeling if ever a big spider will ever crawl on me luckily hasn't happened yet, I'm really weirded out if someone's gonna be sick I just can't be there to comfort I walk away
glittercookies 12
Where is your punctuation?
mixit101 3
What punctuation?
barlessprison 16
You ungrateful brat she put a comma in there for you. ONE WHOLE COMMA.
jackiemoonthepro 5
did you lick it off her?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
No just no...
shake_my_head 2
you sick f**k
SkardeyKat 3
Yum. Regurgitated chunks of love.
Khyle1396 0
When I first read this, I read "sister" instead of "girlfriend". This isn't the first time this has happened. It worries me when I do that....
TeamKK 8
Lol
icic6772 0
Hot...