Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, after my girlfriend made a huge dinner, we got frisky. About 15 minutes in, I threw up the dinner she made, all over her. She hasn’t talked to me since. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I took a walk on the beach at night. We were completely alone, so she started blowing me. It was great for the first five minutes, but she had just eaten dinner and (apparently) wasn't feeling great. I ended the night in the shower picking vomit out of my pubes. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
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Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
Did you not worry about that beforehand?
Bluemonster3 26
How sexy...
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Comments (175)
nickelyeti 0
ooooooh. that stinks:(
swagmad 0
NICE. And sexy
jacob4592 0
And the record for most thumb down dumb ass goes to (drum roll!!!!!!!!!!!) DrDillonReese! Congrats
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : This is disgusting. Can't take a "time-out" for a day to ensure your both healthy?
crazy4uboi 6
You could tell her you were lovesick!
crazy4uboi 6
And 3-2-1 cockblocked!
vadaaa 11
A least you didn't throw up in her mouth, right?
Euronymous93 29
Hopefully she was into that kind of thing.
BuchiNeko 14
All I can think of is that one episode from Family Guy.......
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Cosby sweater aye