Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML
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debo123 0
Sorry to hear that but atleast you found out BEFORE u married him
onigiriqueen 0
You could also buy a strap-on fireman.
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imsleepingbeauty 0
Get the hell, outta dodge! Run Girl, Run!
myotherlips 0
He's not a foreigner, is he? Some people have fake "legal" IDs and numbers. Also, you haven't seen HIS love letters to PABLO. lol.
hahajkyeah 0
They do have surgerys for that you know.
ShadowMystika 0
aww. fyl. Move one though, at least its a man and not another woman?? Well, f his life too since this probably wasn't how he wanted to come out hahahaha. he was probably in denial which is why he got engaged to a woman.
beaniebabe 0
Last sentence was sooo funny hahaha bravo
jet_fml 0
Jesus #14, what's wrong with you? Gay men want to look at gay **** because, you know, it excites them just like straight **** excites many straight people. Duh...?
markssh 0
#18 - 06/13/2009 at 3:49am by Hadley: Not everyone is as closed minded as you.
ayebabyyyy 0
Well, at least you know where you fiance is, right?
YerPal 0
There's a web site called gay husbands dot com or something. You should read over it.
boredlittlechild 0
He's gay. Or maybe bi? Maybe they're old letters....? FYL, but don't accuse him of cheating SO soon.