Today, my boyfriend whipped out his proverbial notebook, where he obviously keeps notes of what I do and how I act during sex, and then grilled me about every single one of those things. Now I'm scared to do anything because I don't want to be interrogated about it later. FML
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Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, my boyfriend really gets off hearing me talk about previous sexual experiences in extreme detail while we are having sex. I have run out of real stories, so now I just make stuff up, but it's getting hard keeping track. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
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Top comments
WaluigiKnuckles 5
just don't have sex with him. if he asks why just remind him.
loopylaura88 17
do it back. start telling him he's not hard enough, big enough or having enough stamina to please you.
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Comments (30)
Sam Candella 6
find a new boyfriend, that's a controlling trait and you don't need that.
Chris Cowperthwait 4
damn dude, have you tried not having sex with him, or does that lead to another notebook and interrogation
831curmudgeon 7
You meant to say "ex-boyfriend," right?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Trust me, a relationship that makes you afraid of anything isn't healthy. And if you're walking on eggshells and worried about being interrogated, that's a red flag. Maybe you should reevaluate the whole relationship.
ArtLover 13
Dump him, that honestly doesn't sound like a healthy relationship if he's grilling you about your behavior during sex. What's next? A notebook about how you dress? He's clearly the controlling type a d what he's doing is like some others said emotional abuse. Tell him it's bothering you, but if he doesn't consider listening to what you have to say, dump him. Immediately.
clue_me_in 20
Dump him. This sounds like abusive behavior and will get worse the longer you stay or don't do anything about. Saying you're "scared" to do anything because you don't want to be interrogated later is a sign his behavior will start to spread to other things you do. Get out before he starts getting physical.
Charity Taylor 17
That's shitty but you're the one choosing to put up with it so unless you stand up for yourself or better yet end that toxic relationship it's on you Op. Toxicity doesn't change because you will the other person to. They gotta be ready for change. But you can try talking things out and figuring out a way to stop the toxicity together, it's rare but it can work.