Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
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brooklyngirl_fml 0
Stop ******* in your mom's house.
Darkon 0
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Comments (273)
NGM_47 0
Well, let's hope that's all your mom saw....
Phegasus 0
If I was a parent I'd rather my kids get theirs in my house than out on the streets.
0___0 9
So teenagers have to be secretive about their sex lives, but old ladies at target can talk about how much they "love toys" ? :(
shadowsx1101 0
LMAO. I remember that FML! Great job using it as an example!!! =D at OP: that sucks. But, at least you got those urges taken care of
Protegas 0
Rofl :P Yes :]
Mulada 0
No, old people still have to keep their sexual enjoyment a secret.
GoDrCoW 0
@88: They should. But they do not.
skim1994 0
Lmao well at least he was smart enough to make you stop, cause otherwise your mom would have seen it all.
fckevry1 0
***** :)
sbarre1 0
Lol.. I was just about to post the same thing. :)
flex_able 0
FYL i almost had the smae thing happen when i was in my teens, my 16th b-day party to be exact. my mother and step father went out drinking so i could have a party at home and when they came back i was riding my man on the couch...they almost came down when the phone rang in time.... it was a good thing they used the top door and forgot why they wanted to come down after the call lol
crazieeli 0
awkward much? haha
sportastef 0
My interpretation: He was at the front door because he was leaving, and if so YDI for giving a handjob in an open room.
khaoticpanda 28
yeah thats how i interpreted it too.
plexico 4
Next time he comes over, maybe you won't be there, but your mom will. . .
christopherlove 0
You say your mom watched the whole thing. Does that include the sex? Were you and your boyfriend out in the main part of the house? Need more info to determine if YDI.