Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
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brooklyngirl_fml 0
Stop ******* in your mom's house.
Darkon 0
Correction we are animals : Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Subphylum: Vertebrata Class: Mammalia Subclass: Theria Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Primates Suborder: Anthropoidea Superfamily: Hominoidea Family: Hominidae Genus: **** Species: sapiens
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Comments (273)
STN_fml 0
ouch
Chfanfiction 0
Why were you having sex while your mom was around in the first place?
loveyalots911 0
FYL haha! this once made me rotfl hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waxstigmata 0
OP you already screwed him, theres no need to be super sleazy and give the poor guy a hard on in public (Ever if your mom wasnt there, he still would have had to walk around with a rocket in his pants!)
Darkon 0
I doubt he would have found it that hard to deal with.
PsychoX 0
Have you ever tried walking out someone's door with a hard-on? It's awkward. REALLY awkward. Especially if you don't have a bag of some sort to hide it.
Darkon 0
Nah, you should be proud of it unless of course the bulge isn't quite what you would advertise it to be.
lovely1 0
Rolf. Hopefully your mom is not an uptight christian witch. If I was a parent I truely wouldn't care. Its their lives. Let them live it.
lazorzpewpew 0
Hot.... threesome?
bob123456_fml 0
You know, it should be 'whom i like very much' not 'who i like very much'
kayli10bear 0
pfahaha aww be careful next time (:
pommeblossom 0
You're disgusting.
employed22 0
your name should be wastedlust, YDI.