Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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Top comments
lilmslady 11
he just wants to tame the pussy ;)
glitterkuro 18
Hang on. A fetish for actual cats or a fetish for people in kitty-style dress-up? Because that makes a pretty big difference.
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Comments (107)
savona01 7
Put him in a sack and throw him off a bridge!
DavidKnows 11
WTF is wrong with you #38??? You think killing small animals is normal behavior?
DavidKnows 11
#58, sorry
flashback_fml 14
Buy him a cat problem solved
Dipmunch 13
I think a pussy fetish is pretty normal
loserman67 36
You're a lucky girl - you'll never have a problem getting him to play with your pussy...
The_Hula_Monster 10
That dosen't sound awful. Just get some kitty ears and pounce him. Maybe even scratch him (if you know what I mean). Have fun with it. There's no reason to be weirded out.
chocolatefrog28 29
Don't worry about it, OP, you don't have to start doing it right meow. Ease your way into being catty.
g4m30v3r 11
What a purrfect relationship
GrinchFu1 27
Try spitting in his face, scratching him, and then ignoring the shit out of him when he tries to get your attention. See how long that fetish holds up!
sanecatlady 13
I think it's great when a guy loves cats, just not in that way!
nyxiny 22
I don't see what's so pawful about that...