Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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lilmslady 11
he just wants to tame the pussy ;)
glitterkuro 18
Hang on. A fetish for actual cats or a fetish for people in kitty-style dress-up? Because that makes a pretty big difference.
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Comments (107)
_lifehappens_ 29
i wonder if your boyfriend is related to the op who posted about their boyfriend meowing when he climaxed...
narkill 13
And hopefully that will be the only thing you have to fake...
caitiebug1119 15
I think you'll have to run. Run fast and far away, don't look back.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
"Babe! I want to have sex right meow!" That's when you pounce on him. I don't know, I mean, role play? Dress up, own the sex kitten inside of you... dress up as Catwoman. ;D
juan77football 6
Way to turn the bad situation into a great one !
perdix 31
Break out the Ted Nugent! Buy earplugs as he rocks your world to "Cat Scratch Fever." After a while, you should find a man who has a fetish for adult, human females. There are quite a few of us ;)
perdix 31
I'll bet he's suddenly a huge Miley Cyrus fan after her duet at the AMA's!
footcheezeez 16
*Goes to doctor for checkup* "I'm sorry sir, but you appear to have contracted... *Takes off stethoscope dramatically* "Furrititus."
SmittyJA24 26
What was that (meow) stupid cop movie from a few (meow) years ago?
Shrouds 14
you do not talk about Super Troopers in that manner.
worldclassrager 41
Better than some things that he could have...just hope he doesn't act like one...
Gho5tk3y 17
Time to pull out the cat ear head band n the tail plug