Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Oh dear. Awkward... What was your reaction? :3 Hopefully it didn't take long to find the keys. I wouldn't want to be in there for long. Or at all, actually.
fxdxhk90 0
Should have taken a few pics for blackmail purposes.
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Comments (138)
bosshaug 0
Yeah I was there I had just gone to the bathroom Ur moms a great lay
kacie13 1
Oh wow. That'd be so awkward.
kissa148 3
haha, that is one of the funnest think i have heard in a long time. but i do feel bad for you.
kacie13 1
I hope to God you said no. That's disgusting, and your parents have major issues. I'm so sorry :(
ryguy997 0
you know it is healthy for couples to have regular sex and actualy helps them live longer?
teach09 0
I'm not seeing how this is disgusting to so many people. I'm sure you're parents had sex while ya'll were in the house. Just because they didn't screw up and lose the keys (which is really funny) doesn't mean they didn't do some kinky shit!!!
Pointy130 0
OH DEAR NO!
dumshitz 0
69th
Widener2012 0
lol aww thats funny
ilikeu12 0
OMFG ummewww
Widener2012 0
I can see how you are embarrassed, but be happy that your parents still love eachother and know how to have fun together.