Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Oh dear. Awkward... What was your reaction? :3 Hopefully it didn't take long to find the keys. I wouldn't want to be in there for long. Or at all, actually.
fxdxhk90 0
Should have taken a few pics for blackmail purposes.
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Comments (138)
voveraite 7
I sooo see myself doing this with a teen kid, if the case arises :D. But of course, only if I knew they weren't uptight and we had some blanket draped on ourselves. I concur with the above: how were they both on top of each other? are they advanced yoga classes takers?
lansie 3
lmfao...
were_giraffe 2
yep! surprise surprise your parents have sex.
Fett 0
wait... they were both handcuffed? I smell fake fail.
australocat 0
Think about it--would you rather your parents have a healthy and interesting sex life or be divorced? Not saying that you have to be into kinky sex to be happy, but this frankly seems better than the alternative. Definitely awkward that you had to see them in action, but I really think this isn't that bad.
maddog_fml 0
Sooo... Got any pics? FYL indeed! These are things you don't want to see.
Eve66613 0
y were they BOTH in cuffs?
kukopia 0
Of course they were BOTH in cuffs.. otherwise the one NOT in cuffs coulda reached the key. Duhhhhh!!
cantanstrophe 0
I really sincerely hope you said no and left them to wallow in their self-pity and stuff like that. I heard my parents doing it the other night. NOT PRETTY.
LOLPWNT 0
my parents recently told me that they were swingers... my room is right above them, and all i hear is a whip when i attept to sleep. their plan to make me move out earlier is definatly working...
metro_mello 0
swingers means they change partners not that they use whips lol :)
kpanchal 0
I would have told them to wipe that smile off their faces or they'd be cuffed there for more thhen just a few hours.
LiLOnE 0
eww....she should have juss closed the door n left......thats kinda sick.......why the hell would they ask u to look for them?......thats juss gross ur parents got issuses : /