Today, hidden deep in my husband's closet, I found a shrine dedicated to a woman named Felicity. After further investigation, I saw printouts of my husband's detailed fantasies of phone sex conversations with Felicity. Felicity was his first wife, and has been dead for nine years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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jk_waks 20
I guess you should nicely talk to your husband and see if he’s alright? and if not you should advice him to seek professional help!
bobsanction 18
That is honestly just really sad. He lost someone he loved, you should show some ******' compassion.
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Comments (23)
Amtrying 4
If I lost my husband I would probably be tempted to do something similar. I already don't handle loss well and the loss of my soul mate sounds so painful. I honestly can't imagine what he's dealing with.
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
9 years isn’t a long time... these last 10 went by in the blink of an eye 😩 sounds like you need to be a person he can bare it all to... I’d be more concerned with why you weren’t aware that was there than itit actually being there
knotley 9
I would talk to him about it, but not in an accusing way. Dealing with loss is incredibly sensitive and difficult. I would talk to him in more of a 'what do you need? You can talk to me and I can help' way. Sorry OP, that's really tough for both of you.
carrs2154 9
I'm curious as to why you were digging around deep in your husband's closet? ydi
Sonotsuave 37
Look, if that’s all the case, then clearly he hadn’t gotten over it. I would bring it up gently and see if he needs any mental and emotional help like therapy to help him move on.
Itsheragain 9
idk how to feel on this one...