Today, while at the bakeshop, I got bored waiting in line so I rested on the glass protecting the cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I went to my usual cafe and ordered a caramel latte. As I handed back my empty cup, I gestured to compliment the barista… and knocked over a perfectly balanced tray of macarons. They scattered across the counter and floor like colorful grenades, and I spent the next 10 minutes on my hands and knees scooping pastry shells. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, my coworker spilled sticky fruit glaze all over my cake display cake and left it overnight uncleaned. The same display case I spent 2 hours cleaning the day before. FML
Today, after a long bike journey through heavy traffic in the pouring rain to deliver a coffee order, the coffee decided to fall out of the bottom of the now soggy paper bag I was carrying and land on the customer's floor. I cleaned it up with paper towels from the toilets. The delivery company didn't pay me. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, while working at the coffee shop, I had to empty the garbage cans. One of the bags gave way, and all the half-finished cups of coffee spilled all over my uniform. Most customers' orders cost more than I make per hour. FML
Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML
Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
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philadelphianus 0
why would you sit on a glass case protecting cupcakes? what if someone wants to look at the cupcakes? what if the glass breaks? you should have sucked it up... but maybe i just overthink the consequences of my actions too much i donno. anyway its kind of silly.. i wonder what it feels like to squish a bunch of cupcakes with my bottom?
padlarf 14
YDI for trying to sit on a glass case
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Comments (129)
WindChaser 0
lol..... this is f***ed
blondielove 0
Someone else had this exact FML like 2 months ago. Fake much?
nobody_special 0
You shouldn't sit on glass display cases anyway, even if you're a small lightweight kid... Display cases aren't meant to be sat on! ...Btw, did you get to take home the cupcakes you sat on? :D
alyssamarie218 0
idiot much?
babawaba 0
are you by any means... mentally challenged?
cxal_fml 0
Just be glad there wasn't glass - think of how expensive your bill would be if there was
ILoveJace01 0
Why you would want to sit on the glass case if it were there? I have no idea. I'd be afraid of it breaking or leaving a smear on it. Remember this for next time.
AUT_student 0
#36, #53 - finally, out of 77 comments there are 2 who said what I came to say: "That's a MAJOR health department issue. All food must be covered, and especially no accessible to the public. What about sneezing, coughing, touching, etc" Report this shop anyway. OP - YDI for trying to sit there, that's just DUMB!!
Username_1000 0
YDI for not looking to see if there was glass covering the cupcakes, and YDI for sitting on them even if there was glass protecting them!
tiltwrestler 0
50 BUCKS?! How wide is your ass, lady?! Jesus christ! No wonder you had to rest against something!