Today, while at the bakeshop, I got bored waiting in line so I rested on the glass protecting the cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I went to my usual cafe and ordered a caramel latte. As I handed back my empty cup, I gestured to compliment the barista… and knocked over a perfectly balanced tray of macarons. They scattered across the counter and floor like colorful grenades, and I spent the next 10 minutes on my hands and knees scooping pastry shells. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, my coworker spilled sticky fruit glaze all over my cake display cake and left it overnight uncleaned. The same display case I spent 2 hours cleaning the day before. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, while working at the coffee shop, I had to empty the garbage cans. One of the bags gave way, and all the half-finished cups of coffee spilled all over my uniform. Most customers' orders cost more than I make per hour. FML
Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML
Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
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philadelphianus 0
why would you sit on a glass case protecting cupcakes? what if someone wants to look at the cupcakes? what if the glass breaks? you should have sucked it up... but maybe i just overthink the consequences of my actions too much i donno. anyway its kind of silly.. i wonder what it feels like to squish a bunch of cupcakes with my bottom?
padlarf 14
YDI for trying to sit on a glass case
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shaBAMalex 0
Wow, okay. You definately deserve that. :P FYL though.. I bet there were a lot of people laughing at you.
My2864 1
why the hell did ya wanne sit on glass youd have a bigger problem if thr glass breaks thid isnt that much of a FML i mean there could br glass in your ass righr now tbh you got lucky
kewlster1 0
fyl cuz it at a bakery where the cupcakes r put in the open that's gross..
Mirelly13 6
ok....OP IS ******* RETARDED!!
22cute 17
YDI cupcakes are delicious!
honeybuncher 3
i would have laughed too!op must be a bit...slown
manyourlifesucks 0
Omg i saw you commenting earlier and your pic makes me want to throw my ipod. Please just change it to something stupid like mine.
lil_ham1644 29
I28: which person?
DaGirlz 0
Embarrassing, but hey next time make sure there's glass?
suaveneanderthal 0
I sure hope you have a kinky girlfriend/boyfriend to go home too! :)
BigMac_fml 0
I wish I could've been there to see this, cause that's ******* hysterical!
padlarf 14
YDI for trying to sit on a glass case
philadelphianus 0
why would you sit on a glass case protecting cupcakes? what if someone wants to look at the cupcakes? what if the glass breaks? you should have sucked it up... but maybe i just overthink the consequences of my actions too much i donno. anyway its kind of silly.. i wonder what it feels like to squish a bunch of cupcakes with my bottom?
amelinat 0
HA! oh wow that is so awesome, I love it. Fell into a cup cake display! HA fantastic. I'm really amused right now, thats the best thing I've heard in ages. I'm imagining it right now. Wonderful. Great FML, well done.
Lyf5ux 0
All I can say is...what a dumb ass!
honeydoodles 0
It would have been worse if there was glass and you broke it...but that still is embarrassing!
cypher_sonic 0
Um, even if there was glass, you're still not supposed to sit on it.