Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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Jayjay210 0
That sucks, I'd check the house before searching, Tbh.
DarthFurby 0
Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of when my neighbor tried to get me to help catch her Chihuahuas at 5 in the morning.
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Comments (71)
Matouche_fml 0
i HATE ASPARAGUS
babybubz 0
randomaccount... you're a HUGE douche
_Candy_096 0
lol...ur neighbor's dog looks a lot like yours i bet
JP101 0
TDI for keeping your dog in the basement! Bad owner! Bad!
sheltergirl87 0
first of all, why is your dog in the basement? dogs belong cuddled with you on your bed at 4:30 in the morning. 2nd of all wheather it's my dog or not I would have gone out for him/her. Animals need protection, it shouldn't ,matter whose dog it is. If you're an animal lover your going to go out to rescue the dog
alexFYL 11
a lot of real dog trainers and "animal people" would disagree with you that your dog doesn't belong on your bed. it belongs in its own bed, or crate trained, or... in the basement if that's where its "den" is. i'm not sure what your basement looks like, but ours has walls, doors, floors, lights and furniture. although our basement belongs to our cats, were it not for them i would have no qualms with keeping my dog down there.
caits13 0
LOL stupid old grandparents.. my grandpa would do that too - but be fully aware that our dog was in the basement.
gobbledegook 0
somethingnew319 0
how do u not kno it's not ur ****** dog?
Adorable_fml 0
Let's imagine a world where it's possible to have two dogs of the same type. Like, I don't know. Two St. Bernards, two beagles, two big fuzzy dogs, two little dogs, etc.. Okay, keep up with me here, now, let's imagine that the OP has a St. Bernard, and their neighbor has a St. Bernard, too. It's kind of like magic. This is exciting, right?! Well, at 4:30 in the morning, it's usually very dark, and since the dog is running away, the OP would not have a clear view of the pup, so it would be very, very difficult to tell whose dog it is, correct? That's how someone would not know that it's their ******* dog. Bejeebus, kid.
alexFYL 11
i know, wtf. where I live, we not only have an abundance of brindle APBTs, but also golden retrievers, and basic "carolina dog"-looking dogs, all down one street.
FR35H 0
HAHAHAHA XD should of checked on your dog more often lol
youthink_fml 0
You chased the dog for an hour and couldn't tell it wasn't yours? YDI.
Adorable_fml 0
Here, I'll help you like I helped that other kid. --Let's imagine a world where it's possible to have two dogs of the same type. Like, I don't know. Two St. Bernards, two beagles, two big fuzzy dogs, two little dogs, etc.. Okay, keep up with me here, now, let's imagine that the OP has a St. Bernard, and their neighbor has a St. Bernard, too. It's kind of like magic. This is exciting, right?! Well, at 4:30 in the morning, it's usually very dark, and since the dog is running away, the OP would not have a clear view of the pup, so it would be very, very difficult to tell whose dog it is, correct? That's how someone would not know that it's their ******* dog. Bejeebus, kid.-- There you go. There are too many fucktards these days.