Today, my boyfriend went to see his ex, who is still friends with him, at her house to comfort her because her mom died. I found out after doing some Facebook stalking that her mom is very much alive. I called him on the phone to call him out on his lie. He responded that he meant her “stepmother” not biological mother. Right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend had always told me that his mom was dead. Apparently he just meant she’s dead to him. She’s actually a con artist. I just met her for the first time, after learning she impersonated me, stole my savings, ran up credit card debt, and bought 3 cars. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
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copalolita 16
Nope. Dump him now. If he lied to you about that god knows what else he could lie about. Also, (depending on the situation, for instance co-parenting) still being friends with an ex and hanging out with them is a recipe for disaster. If I had to still be friends with an ex, and he told me about a relative dying, I'd be like "I'm sorry, my condolences go out to your family during this hard time." Not hang out with them and "comfort" them. Find someone who respects you and your relationship.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Find out if the stepmom is actually dying and if not, dump him.
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copalolita 16
Nope. Dump him now. If he lied to you about that god knows what else he could lie about. Also, (depending on the situation, for instance co-parenting) still being friends with an ex and hanging out with them is a recipe for disaster. If I had to still be friends with an ex, and he told me about a relative dying, I'd be like "I'm sorry, my condolences go out to your family during this hard time." Not hang out with them and "comfort" them. Find someone who respects you and your relationship.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Find out if the stepmom is actually dying and if not, dump him.