Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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Jayjay210 0
That sucks, I'd check the house before searching, Tbh.
DarthFurby 0
Damn, that sucks. Reminds me of when my neighbor tried to get me to help catch her Chihuahuas at 5 in the morning.
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Comments (71)
letthemxeatcake 0
You should've asked her if she checked the house first to make sure that your dog actually escaped. **** her life. And you kind of deserve it as well.
atown1278 0
hahaha that sucks
dancerprancer 0
i lol'd at this. if my mom did this i would be pissed
BlueTwist89 0
LOL. This is too funny. Ofc, this would never happen to me b/c my dog doesn't look like any of my neighbors dogs. Sucks for you.
MJs_lover4evr 0
ahaha
mszanonymous 0
lol thats very sad maybe next time you should check first
Aha09 1
LMFAO!!!!!!!! "Little dog, I choose you!"
kylie3497 0
hahahahah bet you had funn
mistershlong 0
you should have hit it with your car to teach your neighbors to keep their dog fenced in
alexFYL 11
Yeah I know right? fences never break and dogs don't dig. some people don't have fences and some people have indoor dogs. it happens. it's more inhumane to leave your dog outside all the time than it is to not have a fence and take it out on a leash.
KingGrone 0
white white white white...........