Anonymous
The blame game
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mydadforgetsme
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Anonymous
Happy birthday indeed
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
secret
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ashford, United States
Classic Mom
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
janess
Sorry dad
Today, I forgot my father’s birthday. My father means the world to me, I just have a shit memory. FML
PocketTrash
This guy grudges
Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, New Zealand
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
sigh
Singapore, Singapore
Lovely
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Anon
San Francisco, United States
Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
MeanMother
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
Top comments
mld4657 28
Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!
InfestedCarOwner 15
Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?
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Comments (49)
blu4yu 8
that's what fb is for yo
MrZsDad 19
I get the same thing from one of my son's...want to switch up? ;)
shinikageWolf 15
If he had to force you out of his loins to birth you I'm sure he wouldn't forget so easily.
tomvertigo 17
At a thought, your birthdays stop being magical periods of joy and happiness for your parents.
JonCena 10
Luke Skywalker, I am your father. Happy birthday!!!!
kainpwnsu 19
Birthdays not being a big deal is normal. Everyone's sense of birthday entitlement is ridiculous and egotistical.
Onoconah 11
you came out of his sack how does he not remember your birthday
grouper 10
It's very stupid to get mad over somebody forgetting your birthday in reality