Anonymous
The blame game
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mydadforgetsme
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Anonymous
Happy birthday indeed
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Ya_I_said_it
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
secret
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Ashford, United States
Classic Mom
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
janess
Sorry dad
Today, I forgot my father’s birthday. My father means the world to me, I just have a shit memory. FML
PocketTrash
This guy grudges
Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, New Zealand
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
sigh
Singapore, Singapore
Lovely
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Anon
San Francisco, United States
Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
MeanMother
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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mld4657 28
Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!
InfestedCarOwner 15
Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?
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Comments (49)
Alup132 22
My birthday was yesterday, cheers!
GhostFox 34
Parents can really suck. Sorry that your dad is one of those parents. Happy survival anniversary, OP! You beat the odds and lived through another year!
NonScaryPumkin 22
When it's his birthday get him nothing and say nothing so when get gets mad you can pull the same argument and see how he stupid he finds it.
andrmac 25
Ah yes just become your father stoop to his level and become the asshole that he is cause that what we all want... Breaking free, breaking the cycle and rising above our parents crazy is truly the one thing that makes us better people to ourselves, each other and future generations.
NonScaryPumkin 22
Just saying he should get a taste of his own medicine. OP should learn this for his/hers own kids in the future to not make the same mistake. You're taking a joke a much...
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Well damn. Hopefully my birthday goes better than yours tomorrow.
XxDanno316xX 27
Happy birthday, tomorrow! :) or just happy birthday depending on your time zone. :))
GeorgiaBea 28
And your mom is prolly just happy that you are both silent...
Arokthis 21
I feel your pain, pal. I feel your pain.
morghandi 21
I totally read dad as dog the first time and it made it much funnier. Sorry about your birthday, op!
wolf12king 12
If he is that bad with remembering why the **** doesn't he put it down on a god damn calendar
sk8erd 15
it would be shitty if someone forgot your birthday. but honestly, remind him in a friendly manner next time. Thats how I feel anyway
laden_swallow09 35
Congratulations! So many years ago to this day, your mother shat you out of her ******!! Feel better now? It's just a birthday; there will be others.