Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, my husband went to pick my mom up from the airport, but apparently they got in one of their arguments on the way home, so he dumped her at a Starbucks and came home without her. He won’t even tell me which Starbucks, and when I rang her she gave useless directions. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
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leesh08 0
=[ that's so horrible!!
equinoxe_fml 2
divorce the bastard.
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Comments (74)
IFeelBadForThesePeople 8
Well hes probably ****** now lol.
KingAdrock 16
Don't just call for a divorce. If the two of you have any real money, hire a PI. Get solid proof that he's cheating on you, take all THAT to a lawyer. Get all your ducks in a row and THEN only let him know you want a divorce by hitting him with the papers.
Punku2 4
that's messed up BYE!
nodbor 11
you poor dear
Annastasia_1875161746 8
Ohh it's fine, I think you need a new wedding planner now, Hire the professionals here cheers!!! <a href="https://www.sulekha.com/wedding-services">Wedding Services</a>
Felice Godin 19
to the curb he goes
Clifford Nelson 5
Guess its time to find someone that appreciates you. When you leave, maybe he will appreciate you more.
Dolly Danning 4
That’s so dirty 🤦🏻♀️ Poor thing
doncho 8
That's why one should NEVER drive AND text!
AstralLuna 15
Ruined the 69 >:)