Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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Top comments
WOGBRO 6
**** that person what a ****
mintcar 10
FYL, I don't know what I would do if I lost my iPhone. Look on the bright side OP, at least I still have mine.
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Comments (106)
LTHoratioCaine 4
iPhones are overrated, think Android, Atrix and soon Galaxy S II
BAMF18 0
*punches face* shhh. it'll be over soon.
daminantion 14
Way to name off a few more overrated wannabe competitors much? O.o
mintcar 10
F'real.
gibsont33 0
way to name off the operating system as a phone. idiot
LTHoratioCaine 4
no one said i was listing phones, idiot. note how i started with android... and then started talking about android phones. im on lockergnome, i should know phones.
alaskanhybrid 5
good so now you won't be bothering people with all the stupid crap that an iPhone can do while I laugh in your face about all the things my new Android can do what your iPhone cannot do. Can anyone say adobe flash, take decent photos, and utilize better hardware and software.
Tempsey 0
So I heard you like Mudkips, right?
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Can you say 'my server is open to any random virus someone wants my phone to catch'... no cause you probably didn't know that did you?
Blondiebee88 0
You know it's funny, you never hear iPhone owners trying to sell their phone's coolness to others. Are you trying to convince us that your phone rocks? Or are you just trying to convince yourself?
metalboy94 0
Kid, I'm making my own Flash apps and exporting them as iOS apps. so, while an Android phone is much better than an iPhone, the Flash argument has now been rendered invalid.
PassTheDutch 0
It was probably the person who helped you up. Perfect crime who would suspect him. lol FYL.
notquite69 0
Subway = city = YDI. Cities suck.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
I don't follow your logic.
kristalove 4
kvp
katesaba1022 0
who does that??....oh wait u do....YDI
The_Voytek_Bear 14
YDI for using iPhone...
daminantion 14
YDI for not accepting choice. pepsi VS coke, no one cares what you think
muchagente 5
YDwhat?
birdfreak 24
gosh besides that they can't afford it why do people steal?
Nashie 0
Because they love the smell of an item without paying fir it.
sourgirl101 29
I've been caught stealing; once when I was 5... I enjoy stealing. It's just as simple as that. Well, it's just a simple fact. When I want something, I don't want to pay for it. I walk right through the door. Walk right through the door. Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine. Mine all mine!
abceasyas123abc 12
Sociopathic..
abceasyas123abc 12
Oops, that was meant to be in reply to #39.
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
They were probably working together... one distracts you with kindness and the other grabs your stuff, probably pushed you down the stairs to begin with.